Whimsy KillJoy Vancouver

procrastinationisavirtue:

in which the movie spiderman accurately represents comic book spiderman in sarcasm levels.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

pizzaforpresident:

lms if you cried

(via handjob)

evxlution:

people who think I’m beautiful:

1. nobody
2. nobody
3. nobody
4. nobody
5. my mom

(via humorful)

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

internetdouchebag:

"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”
image

(via humorful)

tylerchokely:

*gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one

(via greetings)

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: ruanv, via greetings)

jakemalik:

"shhhhh" I say to my computer fan 

(via handjob)

(via tipslip)

(Source: headrubs, via intensional)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*wakes up from long coma* *rubs eyes* what kidz bop are we on

(via handjob)

howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

crystallized-teardrops:

having to wait another 7 days for an episode makes one weak

(via heart)

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

(Source: sir-broccoli, via humorful)

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